And this is why I never went to the good schools

So between the stranger thoughts that roam around in my head, stuff like sometimes I wonder why I always see pretty girls with shitty tattoos, my paranoia that future society will be nothing but predetermined talking points and redundant fashion statements, or my sudden nightmares about being stuck by myself in an elevator with a CD player or the dreams about smoking. I have come up with a genius idea for a new televangelical experience. JESUSTRON 5000! Imagine something along the lines of a bastard child of Voltron and Power Rangers. Where there are 4 warriors of Christ who have their own robot animal things, modeled after the 4 books of the gospel, an ox, an angel, a lion, and an eagle. That form together into the 4 parts of a crucifix that then transforms into a giant robotic Jesus on steroids that shoots beams of salvation out of his eyes and has his mighty sword of justice. Now let me get back to reality for a minute here. I seriously had this all thought out at lunch today and realized I spent way too much time on thinking this out and then it occurred to me that this must actually be a show somewhere on some network, maybe on satellite. Yeah sometimes I am lame.